Friday, November 22, 2013

One woman’s struggle to reuse her penis cake mold.

One woman’s struggle to reuse her penis cake mold.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

This Post Will Change Your Life Forever. Guaranteed.

This Post Will Change Your Life Forever. Guaranteed. -   Misc

Women Having "TOO MUCH" Fun with Statues

Five Kinds of Sex--- seems legit

Coworker went On Vacation For 3 weeks, They Pulled Off This Amazing Prank...

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Police Respond to Vicious Dog Report… and This Happened

Police Respond to Vicious Dog Report… and This Happened -   Misc

Titanic: Science vs Rose! There was enough room. lol


Amazing Body Art--- I'd hate to be in that position for extended periods of time


Little Kid Finds Out His Teacher Is Sick, Comes up with The Best Idea Ever...


Soldiers wrote paragraphs about why they joined the army. Here's the best one...


Life With/Without Cat... ha ha

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Friday, November 15, 2013

A Little Joke. Why so Serious ???





Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Haha... so... what's the moral of this story ?
I think you got it right, right ? :lol:

Joke : Just One Hole Behind

A Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.' Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.

'I'm in sales.' she said.

He replied, 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?'

She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold and finally, she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.

She said, 'I sell SOFTEX (Sanitary Napkins)'.

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'.

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper..... I'm still one hole behind you.'

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Parents trick kids into thinking they ate all their Halloween Candy and the results are epic! (Jimmy Kimmel)





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