Saturday, December 14, 2013

17 Santa Claus Photos That Will Make Your Skin Crawl

1. Clearly, Santa’s been a naughty, naughty boy!

Clearly, Santa's been a naughty, naughty boy!

2. This Santa knows that Christmas is an excellent day for an exorcism.

This Santa knows that Christmas is an excellent day for an exorcism.

3. Um… Hell NO!

Um... Hell NO!

4. Nope, none of this is sketchy at all.

Nope, none of this is sketchy at all.

5. The corpse of Santa looks good!

The corpse of Santa looks good!

6. Those boots! The Mickey and Minnie gimp masks! Santa is into some kinky shit.

Those boots! The Mickey and Minnie gimp masks! Santa is into some kinky shit.

7. This might be the most uncomfortable Santa photo I have ever seen.

This might be the most uncomfortable Santa photo I have ever seen.

8. After this photo was taken, Santa dropped dead of sadness.

After this photo was taken, Santa dropped dead of sadness.

9. A DIY costume gone terribly, terribly wrong.

A DIY costume gone terribly, terribly wrong.

10. This photo was taken at the exact moment this child realized his life was in danger.

This photo was taken at the exact moment this child realized his life was in danger.

11. And this photo was taken the exact moment this little girl realized Santa isn’t real.

And this photo was taken the exact moment this little girl realized Santa isn't real.

12. I really hope Santa didn’t give him that balloon.

I really hope Santa didn't give him that balloon.

13. RIP Andy Rooney, you were one scary Santa Claus.

RIP Andy Rooney, you were one scary Santa Claus.

14. He knows if you’ve been bad or good…

He knows if you've been bad or good...

15. He sees you when you’re sleeping…

He sees you when you're sleeping...

16. He knows when you’re awake…

He knows when you're awake...

17. …so you better watch out. Seriously. Do as the song says. It’s for your own safety.

...so you better watch out. Seriously. Do as the song says. It's for your own safety.

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