Laughing so hard I hurt!
LMAO... "Despite the occasional discovery of a dead body..." love it...
Since I live in Cook County, I found the last one hilarious in a very dark, dark way.
"Pull out and save up to $600" - come on Toys R Us, child support is way more than that.
the 34 yr old man should have been transported to ER for blockage not cited for misuse of EMS. It can be deadly
He should have called EMS not the Police. It is not within their scope of work to handle medical calls. He called multiple times after being told not to call them for that matter, he deserved a fine. Police cars are not a taxi transport to the ER, they are criminal taxis to jail! Would you call the EMS if you were being mugged or your child got kidnapped or would you call the professionals who are trained and have the proper equipment to deal with those situations? Same applies for medical "emergencies" or how about this...(being in the emergency services myself)... how about taking yourself to the hospital and stop tying up valuable ambulances that are in short supply anyway over b.s. and allow them to take people who are actually having an emergency, i.e. TIA, stroke, heart problems, trauma, etc.
#facepalm at Bill
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