Monday, April 1, 2013

Three Wishes



I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said,  I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger. She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, “What will be your second wish?’”
“What next?” begged the bartender.

“I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, “I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.’ She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!

Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, “You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?”
I looked at her and replied, “How ’bout a little head?’”…..POOF!!!