Sunday, February 17, 2013

Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong I

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  1. The one cake of the newborn looked like it must have come from OB nurses (we appreciate the beauty of it) and the other one with the dress covering the torso was the best, most beautiful.

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  2. Gross....all of them takes the beauty out of something special and transform it to monster looking, fucking ugly ass gross!!!

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    1. Actually, these depict accurately the horrors of a disgusting,painful ,""monster looking fucking ass gross" biological function.The only thing special about it is the delusion some people hang on to that it is somehow special.The only reason some are offended is because they want to cling to that delusion.Personally,I'd never put my lovely body through that and ruin my happy life by burdening myself and the world with yet another human among 7+ billion, but then, I think things through, know how to say no to peer pressure.

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    2. Uh, wrong.
      Wrong wrong wrong.

      I know childbirth is gross, even though I never have been through it.
      But it most certainly is special to the person having the baby! (Usually...)

      I'm offended because I don't want to eat cake made to look like any gross biological function. Any at all. A cake shaped like a dog taking a dump would be essentially the same thing to me. Maybe you'd like a cake made to look like a flooded maxi-pad or tampon? Bon appetit!

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  3. Ok... I understand the point of showing creativity and all... but I couldn't possibly eat a piece of cake that is a piece of the baby or the woman's pussy. Cake or not, that's just fucking wrong.

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    1. Yes, it is. You must have missed the point.

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    2. Totally missed the point. In case you really want to know, they are showing a baby coming out c-section

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    3. sarcasm is dead, i guess?!

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  5. ..Im kinda loosing my appetite aswell.

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  6. so in all of them eating the cake is symbolic cannibalism.. uh huh, makes perfect sense.

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  7. I thought they were fuuny,where is your sense of Ha Ha.Lighten up.

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  8. Third from bottom is okay. LOL though

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    1. That's a wedding dress with her being pregnant, that's some real HillBilly shit man. Fuckouttahea!

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    2. No one ever said it was a wedding dress. It could be a sun dress..... Just saying!

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  9. The only one I would even think about eating a piece of is #11...the yellow & white one that doesn't have a baby or any vulgar shit on it!!! #'s 4, 5, 6 & 12 is so nasty, just fucking vulgar...who the hell would eat that?? What the fuck is #6 even supposed to be anyway...inside the womb?? disgusting shit!!!

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  10. Honestly, the only one that I wouldn't eat is the one that looked WAY too much like a baby. I mean, yeah it's cake, but that would be too damned disturbing.

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  11. Baby Tristan appears to be the son of She-Hulk and Grover

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  12. Mmmmm pass me the umbilical cord, please.

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  13. lovun the baby being born withthe pacifier plugged in already

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  14. I'm just contemplating the discussion that prompted the creation of many of these. Obviously, some are "personal" creativity from some sad, misguided mom/sister/friend. However, some are clearly the work of professional bakers, so there was a conversation at the bakery or worse, on the phone that sounded something like..."Ok, it's a baby shower cake, so we want it to be a naked pregnant woman and a baby. What? No, not her cradling a new born, but pushing it out. Yeah, that whole post birth tenderness and bonding is just too....beautiful. We're looking more for the blood, placenta and ripping pain of it all to be displayed on the cake so that's what everyone is imagining when they look at the mom to be. Yeah.....that's how we want it!"

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  15. All of these cakes are disturbing, this coming from a woman who has chosen never to have kids but if I did these cakes would not be allowed in my home.

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  16. i thought the camera in the last one was a gas mask lol

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  17. ONly someone with a sense of humor would appreciate this. I thought the 'push connie push!' was the funniest.

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    1. That one was funny. But don't you at least get a hospital gown? Just sayin'.

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  18. I constantly whacked off whilst viewing these.

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  19. It's most definitely interesting, some of these cakes are just--well--for certain humors only. Some of which are not mine. The third one from the bottom is really a beautiful cake; very elegant for a baby shower cake. Anyone saying it's horrible because it's showing her getting married while pregnant well at least you know the father stepped up and they're making a family. Even if the timing isn't "perfectly" in line like "it should be". The third one from the top is actually really beautiful, seeing as it's the BIRTH OF A LIFE. I think though, the only people that would understand the beauty of that on are the people who work in the medical field/close family members of people who's loved one works in the medical area, some mothers who see each new birth of a child as a beautiful blessing AND artists. Cannibalism from cakes? So all those superhero cakes and Disney princess cakes we bake for kids... yeah "OH MY GOD! Cannibalism" it's a freaking cake.

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    1. Superhero and princess cakes are typically not life-size. Many of these appear to be around the size of an actual newborn. Makes it seem more real.

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  20. I think the third one from the bottom is really beautiful too !

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  21. some people want their cake & eat it too.....

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